Chapter Eight: Burnin’ Down the House (22/22)

They probably just lost it. Jeez, Sydney, you can’t just assume there’s a massive conspiracy every time there’s a large scale cover-up of sensitive information perpetrated by ancient alien body snatchers controlled by the US Census Board. You sound like my neighbor’s dog!

That’s all for Chapter Eight, folks. Chapter Nine begins posting next week on Monday. In the next wackciting chapter of Rapper Bourgeois: Camille raids Rapture Corp Headquarters. For real, you guys.

Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus!